KING OF THE COURT

happy birthday si hui!

2009-05-04T00:00:00.000-07:00

i know i dont post here anymore. but just for today! happy 14th birthday my daughter!=DD

thanks ivy!

HAPPY 14TH BIRTHDAY SI HUI!!! =DD

2009-04-04T16:50:00.001-07:00

I KNOW I DONT POST HERE ANYMORE BUT ONLY FOR TODAY,

HAPPY 14TH BIRTHDAY DAUGHTER!!!=)

HOPE YOU ENJOY YOURSELF TODAY!
thanks to ivy for the photo

2009-01-25T02:18:00.000-08:00

SORRY I'M GONE!!!

i haved moved the blog so ask me for the link if you want.

2008-12-23T08:15:00.001-08:00

somebody give me a plaster. PLEASE!!!

my thumb got blister during practice today.
now i cant write and play my drums too.
i bought my 4gb memory stick on sunday.
i went to qweenstown with rayner and ryan.
and i also bought shoes.

ouch. typing also got problem.
then i only can buy food from koufu coz i embarrased myself at the other kopitiam at west plaza wth.
chocolate milk is really really nice.

2008-12-17T00:52:00.000-08:00

wah i damn tired.
just now go co and walk everywhere.
go with jennifer, L and her friend to tampinese to go collect the cca shirts,
then carry all the shirts back to the pasir ris.
then we go buy lunch from koufu. there got mr ang and ms lee and another person
then the L keep on hitting me there. still want to hit mr ang.
then we carry the shirts back to the learning centre.
i damn tired of walking man. so tiring.
next time i go out i bring wheel chair call ppl to push me

2008-12-16T04:24:00.000-08:00

Quiz by SPAMMER =)
1.Who is the last person who tagged you?
spammer
2.The relationship between you and her/him? --> stupid spammer that like to throw bowling balls at ppl.
3.Your 5 impressions on her/him? -->tall, scary, stupid, noisy and like to spam ppl
4.If she/he becomes your enemy,you will? -->the same
5.What will you say to the person whom you like very much? --> oh my GOD
6.The characteristic(s) you love about yourself is ...? --> funny
7.The characteristic(s) you hate about yourself is ...? --> lazy
8.For the person you hate you say...
--> um.... you suck
9.What do people feel about you? --> how should i know? i not them!
10.Who do you have a crush to?
--> quite alot of girls
11.The most ideal person you want to be is ...? --> chandler from friends
12.Pass on this quiz to 10 people. -->sis
-->clarence
-->ivy
-->sharifah
-->tonghwee
-->phyllis
-->mardiana
-->cheryl
-->jennifer
-->jocelyn
13.if no 5 & 7 were together,what would happen? [tonghwee, mardiana] --> hah. i was always rooting for two girls to get together
14.who does no. 5 like? [TongHwee] --> dunno
15.who does 9 like? [jennifer] --> dunno
16.say something about no.8 [cheryl] --> um..
17.Who is no.2 [Clarence] --> gay
18.Talk about no.3 [ivy] --> shes a girl
19.Who is no.10's bestie? [jocelyn] --> hmm... dunno
20.Who is the sexiest person among the 10 people. --> lesbians are sexy
21.What colour does no.4 like? [sharifah] --> yellow(buttefly)
22.Is no .4 single? [sharifah] --> YEAH coz she is so damn blur
23.What is your relationship with no.1? [sis] --> sister lah
24.Are no.5 and 6 best friends? [tonghwee, phyllis] --> they never even met
25.What is no.9's surname? [jennifer] --> lim.
26.What is no.7's surname? [mardiana] -->wan
27.What things do you wish to say to no.8? [cheryl] -->lets eat chicken rice again
28.What you would do to help no.9? [jennifer] --> zombie 1 am
29.Who does no.1 admires? [sis] -->yujia, wang leehom and fang da tong!
30.Where does no.1 stay at? [sis]
-->my house
31.Does the 10 of them know who you like?
-->nope only my sis.
32.What do you need to say to no.6? [phyllis] --> hi
33.Who is no.10's spouse? [jocelyn] --> dunno

2008-12-10T00:24:00.000-08:00

i went bowling with some friends yesterday.
not my fault OK! ITS MY RIGHT HAND LAH!!
then today i fell sick,
i think i got a fever and a flu.
and i cant play badminton today.

2008-12-06T21:30:00.000-08:00

i'm alone at home again!!!
somebody kill meeee!!!!!

so bored.
i just keep watching friends on youtube.
can somebody call me to play badminton or something? please?

2008-12-06T02:33:00.000-08:00

friday- i had this wonderful dream in my sleep. then suddenly, ryan and rayner called me to play badminton. i didnt know wad i was thinking but i said okay. then after that i caught a flu.

then i went to NH. i can still hear the rythmic training playing in my head. GO AWAY!!
stupid noisy sounds.

then we play some game with my sis and some NH members. then that stupid gay clarence keep screaming crap.

today- my sis and my mother went out. i just slack off at home.

now i'm getting sleepy so i'm going to sleep.

and dont call me up suddenly and ask me to play badminton

2008-11-30T17:20:00.000-08:00

hi. today is monday and i got nothing to do.
it took me alot of time to do this.
look through. its very funny

ARIES
when can eat chicken rice again? and please practice your er hu
*if your name starts with "P" get a grip of yourself.

taurus
remember to zombie at 1am

gemini
to those who name starts with "H": you call a boy to come at 10am he came at 10:15am you came at 10:45am... please be punctual
those who name starts with "I": i still dunno why you ask me to call your junior.
those who name starts with "R": yah we hate andy
those who name starts with "X": i never link. i lazy
*i later send you the pictures

cancer
those who name starts with "R": dun go to bankok. you will die there.
those who name starts with "T": you're not the only one who think of the games okay. i got also okay.
those who name starts with "S": you like to throw bowling balls at ppl. AND STOP SMACKING ME
those who name starts with "C": you're gay. go and die.

leo
if your name starts with "P", GO AND DIE YOU ARE GAY.
those who name starts with "M": buy chocolate from thailand

virgo
those who name starts with "Z": eat more carrots??
those who name starts with "H": prepare to lose weight fatty

libra
those who name starts with "D": come to CO or you are going to get fired.
those who name starts with "M": i need maths tuition
those who name starts with "B": shut up. your mouth very noisy.

scorpio
those who name starts with "E": remember to buy me something when you're in hongkong.
those who name starts with "A": must get taller.
those who name starts with "Z": the warrior sucks!

sagittarius
abudullah stop hittng me.

capricorn
i dunno who is a capricorn

Aquarius
you know you should talk more

pisces
those who name starts with "S": OH MY GOD ITS A BUTTERFLY
those who name starts with "A": you are a freaking gay. so stop your nonsence in your friendster profile.
those who name starts with "J": you also stop gaying with "A". you fat gay shit

2008-09-22T03:39:00.000-07:00

HAIYO!!

YOU CANT BE DOING IT IN PUBLIC!!! *tut tut

haha....
saturday got performance.
my picture in the booklet like so fcuked up
my face so funny.
then i play the cymbals so soft=(
then the 3rd song my bells sound like bicycle bell like that.
hmmm.....
then i sawclerence johnathan and jennifer.
they calling me or something i dunno.
i put my phone in joel bag so never got receive any call.

2008-09-16T07:21:00.000-07:00

never post so long. i guess is because got nothing interesting in my life.

stupid people in my school picked up smoking.
i am the only siglap student performing this saturday with nhco in nafa.-___-

i need a drum pad and i need my 碰零 instrument for saturday.
i need white shorts
white shirt
white shoes
white socks........

2008-08-24T08:17:00.000-07:00

WAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH LIP SINGING?! I MEAN THIS PPL ARE BULL SHIT
BECAUSE OF A GIRL THAT HAS LOUSY LOOKS AND CANT SING AND ANOTHER GIRL LIP SINGS HER SONG GET EVERYONE ANGRY
WHY??!!
i just dun care. wasting my time watching these stupid stuff on youtube AND on CNN
like wtf.
the media deserves better.
aaanyway, today i went to bras basah with my sis to swee lee.
I BOUGHT MYSELF A STICKBAG!
i also got a pair of snare and chinese drumsticks.
now at home got like 10 pairs of drumsticks. most i need to give back to co
i did not steal them.
then we went to popular and slack.
the closing ceremony of the olympics was very nice.

2008-08-22T18:55:00.000-07:00

ok i'm finally updating coz everyone is calling me to update.
sorry la. just lazy to do this.
1. i've been going to NH which is a chinese orchestra in a community centre
2. i will be performing on teachers day
3. 2 performances with NH.

2008-07-17T07:36:00.000-07:00

well, i'm back
just because i wanna say to those fools in my class.
you all are fcuking bitches.
you want some come get some.

2008-06-24T08:08:00.000-07:00

school re-opens.
shit in my life has begun to reveal themselves.
played tennis with douglas on sunday.
my right hand could not hold on the racket after 1 hour plus playing.
my left knee couldn't run.
my right knee could not bend.
and i lost 5 TENNIS balls wth.
and today ms ng scold me.
is it my fault that the whole class was locked outside??
no lor. mr anwar would kill me.
like i would go all the way to my class and pass the key.
and yesterday mr ves keep on talking about why he enjoy exams.
he's crazy.
then last night bryan han and a few other 3n idiots invited me to their msn mass conver.
bryan han told me "cannede sucks. mr*"
like who is mr cannede???!!!
mr kennedy la.
then he went on saying "dx rocks"
"SUX IT!!"
is "suck" it la.
i think they like dx coz they can spell it easier than kennedy.
standard charted did some hiv activities.
honestly homosexuals have hiv.

2008-06-20T21:27:00.000-07:00

i'm back to playing the online game drift city again. i dunno why. but it's fun.
haven't completed maths homework but i finished the tampines paper.
it is confusing why mr ves made us a schedule when nobody is gonna stick to it.
and we have to do 2 exp paper. wth.
i'm using the computer but i'm just too lazy to do ace learning.
i wasted my holiday.
all i did was play psp,
use computer,
watch tv,
use computer,
play psp
then sleep.

sometimes i do it all at once.

2008-06-05T07:03:00.000-07:00

hello.
recently, calafornia has alowed the marrige of the gays.
weired.
look out for patrick's and clarence's up comming wedding.

a german couple recently sold their baby into ebay.
wth. how can they package it and ship the kid?
the worst thing is, how are they gonna post the little caption?
"new born baby, 2 weeks old, head still soft," these germans are so funny.
they will always be the world's comedians.

wwe one night stand.
john Cena vs JBL
winner: john cena ,YES!!

Umaga vs Jeff hardy
winner:Jeff Hardy ,YES!!

triple h vs randy Orton
winner:triple h ,YES!!

Singapore cane match
big show vs john Morison vs Chavo vs dreamer vs cm punk.
winner: big show ,YES!!

Shawn Micheals vs Batista
winner: Batista ,mixed feelings

edge vs undertaker
winner :edge , boo!!! should have disqualified edge because he had company.

2008-05-26T03:48:00.000-07:00

fcuk you ivy.

INSTRUCTIONS:A)people who have been taggedmust write their answers on their blogs& replace any questionthat they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.

B) tag 8 people to do this quiz& those who are tagged cannot refuse.these people must statewho they were tagged by& cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by.continue this game by sending it to other people.

START HERE:#1 If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be? uh... dont fcuk with me

#2 If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be? wrestle with undertaker

#3 Whose butt would you like to kick? ppl in our schools who are FAT, SMALL, THIN, UGLY THAT THINK THAT THEY ARE ALL FCUKING SUPERMODELS BUT ACTUALLY THEY ARE WANNABES WHO WASTE THEIR TIME, ME TIME AND THE WHOLE WORLD'S TIME ACTING LIKE SOME FCUKING JACKASS! and ppl who where skinny jeans. you know who you are

#4 What would you do with a billion dollars ?get myself a house. a private jet airplane. imagination

#5 What's your ideal lover like? oh. they are not like the ppl in our schools who are FAT, SMALL, THIN, UGLY THAT THINK THAT THEY ARE ALL FCUKING SUPERMODELS BUT ACTUALLY THEY ARE WANNABES WHO WASTE THEIR TIME, MY TIME AND THE WHOLE WORLD'S TIME ACTING LIKE SOME FCUKING JACKASS!

#6 who's butt you want to kick? oh.ppl in our schools who are FAT, SMALL, THIN, UGLY THAT THINK THAT THEY ARE ALL FCUKING SUPERMODELS BUT ACTUALLY THEY ARE WANNABES WHO WASTE THEIR TIME, ME TIME AND THE WHOLE WORLD'S TIME ACTING LIKE SOME FCUKING JACKASS! and ppl who where skinny jeans. you know who you are. DAMN.

#7 How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love? i dont like to wait. fcuk off

#8 If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do? fcuk off.

#9 Is there anything that has made you extremely happy? I AM ALIVE!!

#10. Name the one thing that floats in and out of your mind. creativity.

#11 What takes you down the fastest ? tombstone piledriver.

#12 How do you see yourself in ten years time? wearing that championship belt on my waist with those ppl in our schools who are FAT, SMALL, THIN, UGLY THAT THINK THAT THEY ARE ALL FCUKING SUPERMODELS BUT ACTUALLY THEY ARE WANNABES WHO WASTE THEIR TIME, MY TIME AND THE WHOLE WORLD'S TIME ACTING LIKE SOME FCUKING JACKASS lying under my feet.

#13 Who is currently the most important people to you? this question has english errors. my family.

#14 What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is? cant answer this question coz it has english errors.

#15 Would you rather be single & rich or married but poor? single and earning billions of dollars. not married and bankrupt.

#16 What's the first thing you do every morning? look at myself in the mirror and say"DAMN!!!"

#17 Would you give all in a relationship? lol. no no. very very very little. english errors....

#18 If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick? lol. love which one or love which two? i tell you what. the one who has the most money

#19 what type of people do you hate?oh...those ppl in our schools who are FAT, SMALL, THIN, UGLY THAT THINK THAT THEY ARE ALL FCUKING SUPERMODELS BUT ACTUALLY THEY ARE WANNABES WHO WASTE THEIR TIME, MY TIME AND THE WHOLE WORLD'S TIME ACTING LIKE SOME FCUKING JACKASS. especially those who wear skinny jeans. you know who you are. DAMN

The 8 people who will be tagged are:#1. my sis.

#2. mardiana

#3. cheryl

#4. sharifah

#5. janice

#6. nadzirah.

#7. zafirah.

#8. jing wen.

2008-05-23T07:10:00.000-07:00

finaly today!
in the morning i went with ryan, rayner, and andy to play football at 9pm.
morning exercise.
before that i woke up at 6am.
so that i can do push ups untill my hands are sore.
its a habit. but it is ok. i can quit whenever i want.
at football there was once we changed team but i had to team with andy.
i wasn't happy about it. but i played anyway.
then finished ryan came and talk about yesterday.
rayner told him to not bring up about yesterday but he just keep on repeating one line.
you have you are different than yesterday.
OK thanks.
but you got to keep your mouth shut.
i handle my problems my own ways.

2008-05-23T07:00:00.000-07:00

thursday, 23 may.

i cant remember the last time i ate meat.

my sis is now a vegetarian, my mom is also a vegetarian, my grandmother is a vegetarian

but my maid and i aren't.

i have been eating mock meat.

not saying that it isn't un heathy but i wanna eat some MEAT.

but, i feel like vommiting when i see chopped chicken, duck, pig, pig organs....

i fought with andy.

i dont wanna talk about it. it is my prolem ,i solve it my own.

my sis and i went to my mom's work place at 11pm coz over there had a donation drive for the cyclone and earthquake ppl.

me sitting in the reception.

me at the corridor. you cant see me.

lol! i am the boss!

2008-05-23T06:37:00.000-07:00

monday, 19 may??

ok i am not religious.

its my family that is.

i just ACCOMPANIED them to a budhist temple coz J.R.C.R was not free

normally, i dont spend my time sitting down, looking at religious pictures or signs.

but that doesn't stop me from making funny comments! its a ninja turtle
its a blue man with a lobster on his head
nice crab hat
oh, a fish
nice chocolate cake.

then i realised that....

dude, all those pictures tells us about our food.

we, at least some of us eat turtle jelly,

some of us eat lobster,

but you wont turn blue.

some of us eat crab

all of us eat fish.

well, we dont eat crap but we can sure talk crap.

then we went to a room that shoes us about vegetarianism and saving the environment.

my shoes, are all about MYSPACE.

yea it pissed some people because i kicked their shoes.

then we watched a disgusting video about animals like chickens, pigs, cows, ducks, turkey, fish

getting slaughtered coz we have to eat them.

i could have .........

vommited

then when i went back home i went to coffee 2000 for dinner.

i wanted to eat chicken rice but then i could have .....

vommited.

but i saw this!

i'm all over the place!

2008-05-23T06:31:00.000-07:00

wassup ppl!
you guys make me come back here and post some crap for your own entertainment every month.
this means once a month of goofing around.
i goof off most of the time but you guys can get to know me better.
and every month you can make fun of me.
so every month i say about something, you say something back.
so thank you for comming to this blog and wasting your time

with yours truly.

2008-05-15T07:53:00.000-07:00

1)Have you seen a real miracle happening to you before? honey, i AM a miracle

2)What is the thing you wanted most now? wilson tennis racket and some BALLS

3)What are the goals you want to achieve? First in the level.

4)If you have one more wish to wish for, what would it be? wilson racket

5)What are you afraid to lose most now? my legs

6)Do you believe in ETERNAL love? wads is that?

7)If you meet someone that you love a lot , will you confess to him/her? no. i wanna stay single

8)What would you do with 200 bucks? buy myself some clothes?

9)What is currently in your mind? a few brain cells

10)What type of people do you hate most? the gay type

11)Would you cherish every friendship of yours? yes

12)Do you believe in GOD? no

13)What do you thing is the most important thing in your life? myself

14)Do you believe in true love? there is no such thing

15)What's the only thing you regretted most? doing this test IS a regret.

16)If given a chance, would you get back with your ex? huh? didnt i say i wanna stay single?

17)What is your favourite hobby? tennis.

18)If you're feeling low one day , who would you go to? someone who is high??

19)Who would you spend your day with if its your last day on earth? with a bear

20)who is the BEST TENNIS PLAYER IN THE WORLD?!!! ME!!!

Instructions: Remove 1 question from above and add in your personal question. Make it a total of 20 questions, then tag 10 people in your list

cmon la. 10 ppl?!

-mardiana

-sharifah

-bryan han

-janice

-cheryl

-jingwen

-belinda

-mardiana
-sharifah
-bryan han

2008-05-09T20:52:00.000-07:00

some test on mardiana's blog

1. what's ur name?bryan.
2.What does ur fren's called you ?hmmm.. mok, mop, roger, mok siong siong, mok ah gong, kennedy.
3.What time is it now ?11.50
4.If you could change ur eye colour , what would it be ? white
5.How many pillows do you had on ur bed ? 3

6.Who was the last msg uu sent to ?ryan
7.What colour is ur shirt right now ?white
8.Who's the fourth person in ur contact list ? chelsea
9.When was the last time you cried ? dun remember
10.What sch are you in ?Siglap Secondary
11.Do you have a crush ? no
12.Who was the last person that made you laugh ? cant remember
13.How long is ur hair ? short?
14.What was the longest time you ever sleep ?15 hours
15.Have you seen ur bestfriend cried before ?no
16.What thing you cant stand ? i cant stand on water
17.What you wanna do now ? eat lunch
18.Would you sleep at ur friends hse or have them over ? have them over
19.When was the last time you scold someone ?yesterday
20.Would you like ur fren to do this too ? yep

21.Then ask 5 of ur frens to do this test.

john cena

rey mysterio

cm punk

randy orton

mr kenedy

2008-05-09T19:22:00.000-07:00

hi kids!

thursday

i watched speed racer already. it is damn nice.

they are like drifting everywhere.

but sometims you dont know wad is going on coz they move very fast.

i called ryan rayner and andy to come but they say they lazy. wth i watched alone.

then afterthat got tennis lesson.

we played doubles.

lol. then i and my doubles partner have to play against another 2 other people that is in the same class as me.

they are very big sized and my partner was a girl. but in the end we play halfway already 10pm.

friday

i and rayner was waiting for ryan at white sands interchange then lionel saw me.

then he tell me douglas and some 10 ppl going out to watch movie.

douglas at the arcade so i went to find him.

douglas never tell me they going out.

walao.

leave me out but they watch iron man and i watched it earlier so even if i go i would be wasting my time.

then i, rayner and ryan went to courts tampinese to eat at eatzi house.

we saw mardiana there with her mom.

lol. i did not bring money so i go there get free water.

then ryan "treat me" to eat fish and chips.

at courts they sell furniture damn expensive sia!

got some sofa cost $2000

i and rayner keep on sitting and toughing the expensive ones lol

then we went to ikea.

i saw something.

why does this photo seems funny?

2008-05-07T06:39:00.000-07:00

hi kids!

exams are finishing soon.

today got el exam.

mdm ros call everyone go to sleep

i cant sleep sia. coz lastnight i sleep like damn early about 8 plus coz i got nothing to do.

so i drew some letters on my knuckles: WORD LIFE

then i finished the paper the fastest i think.

coz i was awake and you guys were just SLEEPY.

i finish the paper still left like 45 more minutes. so i was like looking around and mardiana gave me a middle finger.

theres a section in the paper that was totally wrong.

they give something like prompted(line 47) [ ] chocholate milk tea

[ ] straw berry ice blended

[ ] green apple green tea with pearl

[ ] blue berry red tea with nata

but i was prompted(line 40)

c'mon la.

and the whole page made that mistake la.

as if it was planned for us to fail.

then finish the exam then left the rest of the class for their amaths exams. hahaha.

then i, rayner, ryan and andy go play soccer again.

there was anthony, firdaus, keith, some gay guy, firdaus brother and a very rich kid.

i, the rich kid , firdaus and his brother played against keith, anthony, andy and ryan

lol damn fun sia. we played the place with two god damned poles sticking out of the ground.

it was fcuking hilarious.

anthony got the ball, he was dribbling then i sliding tackle him.

lol. then he keep scoldig me cb and yellow card. lol. i only slide infront of him and he didnt get the ball thats all la.

then whenever he gets the ball isliding him. lol.

then there was once the ball was kicked very high and it got out of the court slightly.

the place was surrounded by seat-like staircases. i jumped on one and tried to do a reverse bicycle kick.

the steps got the danger keep out sign with orange plastic fence lying on the ground.

my left leg steped on one and slipped. i almost flipped 90 degrees. then my left hand wrist got scratched by the cement surface.omg i thought it was gonna be like my right hand.

2008-05-05T05:07:00.000-07:00

hi kids!

lol. today history paper..... they keep asking questions about atalin. like wtf

i dun remember anything about him except that he likes to kill people.

and i only knowthat he got some 5 year plans.

then the treaty of versailles i also do.

i think i left out a few points.

then chemistry was OK.

but only the last section got one BIG problem

i did all 3 questions.

we only supposed to do 2.

the first question i was not really sure.

so i am screwed 2 times today.

along with the previous exams.

i went out with my sis to white sands coz she wants to buy her friend a birthday present.

then i went to challenger with my sis then i saw hakim watching tom and jerry.

then i play the wii. got tennis so i played like crazy.

then i play with hakim bowling.

in the end hakim won. 149-124

freaking fun man! hahahahahha. i want to buy one after exams.

then we went to sports link. then i saw one yonex tennis racket sia!

square aluminium frame with shockless gromett for only $39.00!!!!

walao. somemore buy that one get free wrist band and bottle.

then when we at the interchange hakim take same bus as us. then we saw jenna with a group of friends.

we keep on calling her andy but she dont care la.

then i rayner and ryan went to andy's house.

we playing soccer then ryan and andy saw the cops then we ran for it.

the cops were at the event hall, we were just at the block below it. lol so lucky.

then they want to check if the cops still around. ryan, rayner, andy cycle.

rayner borrowed andy's bike. i forgot to bring mine. but never mind i can run. i am very fit.

the cops were nowhere. then we went home.

then this andy keep on saying put your own shit in the bag. like wtf

2008-05-04T07:14:00.001-07:00

mr chiang says i did my maths very badly. so i'm screwed

2008-05-04T02:59:00.000-07:00

wow.
i am back ppl!!
i didnt blog so much these days..
maybe because it is the exams. or i just dont care.
last two weeks got no tennis class. the worst thing is, 1st of may also no tennis class coz it is may day. wth.
exams are here and i am chionging like crazy in maths and physics.
my worst subjects.
yesterday i went to watch iron man.
then i studied chem.
today i went to my cousin's house.
i ask her about chemistry.
i also watched tv. i watched dirty jobs on discovery channel.
lol. it is funny and disgusting at the same time.
then i go home and study history.
i can remember everything in my 5kb memory brain somehow.

2008-04-27T04:25:00.000-07:00

WWOOOOOHHOOOOO!!!!
today i went to my cousin's house to study.
my cousin taught me coordinate geometry.
i think i can pass maths.
english confirm pass.
chem can pass.
physics can pass provided i get lucky in the wave part.
mother tongue........
humanities, pass (cross fingers!!)
dnt. 1st in class la.

then i play my cousin some playstation. dance mania something.
get perfect and great combo.
i scored sss for one song.
I WANT DJ MAX ON MY PSP!!
then i watch tv, got hockey, f1, nba, football, TENNIS and WWE SMACKDOWN!
smackdown got the repeat one of last friday's show.
KOOOOOOOOL!!
then i buy shoes and on my way back i saw something really FAT. IT'S you know who.
lol. i feel like beating that THING up, no, i mean giving that THING a FU by john cena.
but i bet i cant even lift that MASSIVE peice of FAT or what ever IT is up on my back.
i bet IT weighs roughly 600pounds.
not to mention throwing that THING on the floor again.
even if i try to strangle IT, my hands wont make it HALFWAY around IT'S neck.

a few things i want to try after mye.
☺wrestling
☺owning mr chiang in tennis
☺skateboarding
☺whisper in the wind from a 5 storey flat
☺finding something gold then send it back to usa

2008-04-25T19:26:00.000-07:00

yesterday went to andy's house to play football. freaking fun. got one badminton court that was rebuilt.
i wonder why they put the no soccer sign there. they say it is only for badminton. as you can see it is just a concrete floor with two metal poles sticking out of it.

there is the god forsaken place.

theres andy
theres rayner
theres ryanand me.

2008-04-24T05:23:00.000-07:00

haha! i post again!!!
damn today no tennis lesson coz got rain.
wats more, 1st may dun have tennis coz is is labour day.
so only can have lesson at next next week like that. WTH
desmond lost his phone.
but it is not because of me.
desmond saw the cctv video and found out that other people from other class did not take his phone.
no one from other class came in.
it is someone from our class.
pastoral care we went to geography room.
mdm ros put ryan, andy and rayner together and make them away from me.
coz i keep on talking to them. but actualy they sit just 3 metres away so communicating was not a problem.
dnt got 1st in class!!
after school got football at andy's house.
we play amng ur selves me, andy, rayner and ryan.
then some random people came, keith, anthony, and two other malay kids.
they were very irritating.
then one malay guy came and touch me and sing some gay song to me.
i shout at his ear, VVEEERRYY GOOOD!!!!
like mdm ros like that.

2008-04-17T08:31:00.000-07:00

OK i finally posted after SO LONG DAMN IT!!!!!
today got the maths test. i do halfway for the graph one.
linear inequalities was ok.
then the graph the final question i do halfway only then stop. DAMN
then got mdm ros lesson. her and her stupid spies.
i get 3 crosses. somemore is rayner and ryan sabo one.
i get cross dun get prize only. i dun care about her cheap prizes la.
jing wen is fat and irritating.
maybe if the prize is tennis racket then i will be good for the rest of my days in siglap.
pastoral care we did some work sheet.
after school i went to play soccer at andy's house.
over there got some stupid people like to call police when they see people kicking the ball.
random idiots.
then got tennis class
i missed three weeks of the lesson because of the rain.
like the japanese lesson i never go coz my sis lazy.
we played rally, do some serving then we play game. our team won
i ran like crazy.
they return the ball i chase it then i return. i used the word "chase" ok.
we won coz i was young and i played against some 20+ 30+ year old people.
ran so fast and my leg hurts like hell.
tennis is like shuttle run. is just that you have to hit a damn yellow-green ball.

2008-04-07T06:36:00.000-07:00

hey peeps. i havent post for a long time coz i was angry at my cca.
no wait. i was FURIOUS. anyways,
all the boys got a dressing down by some sec 4 girls.
friday i went to my uncle's house again to sleep over and play tennis.
i improved alot since i last played with him.
i can curve the ball while doing the slice.
then after that we went out to buy shoes at suntec.
i bought tennis shoes for only $30.
crazy price.
they sell $30, $60, $100, $120.
sunday i went to my cousin maxillian house to study for mr chiangs' up comming test.
studied for 1+hour i think. but i still dont understand.
when is the next maths test? i forgot.
i went to wwe.com and gave commentsat the website telling them my blog address. then all the raw, ecw and smackdown ppl all come and tag me lol.
not to mention THREATENING comments.
dude, i am in singapore and your at the opposite side of the world.
YOU CANT SEE ME!!!
then today after school elton dropped 3 carrots.
i took one, washed it at the water cooler and ate it infront of zhi xin.
the carrot tasted sweet until i ate the bottom pert or the carrot. it was bitter la.
then i went to andy's house to play soccer. i wrestled with ryan. he was supposed to be in pain.

he kept laughing like as if i was tickling him. the boston crab i want to do to ryan but you know wad?
i couldn't do it coz ryan cant stop laughing

2008-03-28T04:54:00.000-07:00

27/3
hello!!!!!!! i am back!!!
the com had a virus. so i cant use the com for 3 days.

2008-03-24T06:33:00.000-07:00

23/3

morning i went to play tennis with my mother and sister. they are very erm... "como'se dic'e?" noob.

my mom cant underhand serve properly. from the back of the court serve until the otherside of the fence.

my sis plays better than her alittle.

she can run and hit the ball atleast.

my mom, underhand serve(it went straight to my face although i stand at the back of the court.), i hit a slow ball at her, she miss.

i serve at her, want to hit miss.

haiz.....

thats wad happened for 2 hours.

FINALLY I COULD SERVE PROPERLY.

its been a year and finally i could do it non-stop.

put it has no power. i have to work on it further.

2008-03-22T02:39:00.000-07:00

20/3

lol. today there was the financial literacy.

i keep on shouting mr.kenedy. haha.

rayner, thio and i combine money. then slum we buy alot of houses. about 20.

then boom come already then we sell.

then the teacher change buisness cycle very fast.

immediately i buy 100 apartments.

then 5mins later sell all. i earn $165million. lol.

the banker got not enough money to pay me, the bank owes me $300k lol.

then at night i had tennis class.

we learn the backhand.

its kinda weird coz i already know how to do these, but i have to learn the basics.

when practicing, one of the students missed hitting the ball and the ball was at the back of the court.

i bounced it once and lobbed-sliced it into the air.

it curved and missed the coach's head by 10 cm and landed beside him.

it bounced sideways above the coach's head.

everyone look at me.lol.

then over here got alot of bees.

then the bees sting the coach.

haha.

he run like crazy.

when i got home it was 11pm at night.

hen i play wresting on psp until 2.

2008-03-19T05:53:00.000-07:00

MR KENEDY!!!!

lol. today got honors day performance.
i in the learning center then the ivy keep on bullying me.
she come in beatme up then take guzheng, then put down the guzheng, beat me up again, go out, go back in beat me up, take guzheng, put down the guzheng, beat me up. afew times sia.
even qiu lao shi say she bully me sia.
then on the hall got guzheng there, oso beat me.
and i mean really beat me up.
c.o. today performed fairly well.
the drama very quiet cant hear them. like a tv that was muted.
coz got no mic.
i go home download wwe smackdown on psp lol.
i created a character that looks like coach hines.

2008-03-17T03:30:00.000-07:00

15/3

i went to yio chu kang to play tennis.

coz kallang there got tennis and squash tornament

it is just below yio chu kang mrt!

i used the wilson [k]factor six-one tour racket. my dad used the prince classical ti.

fun sia. i wore my hat that day coz the sun was killing me. i brought my white prince cap.

my dad put on a bandana coz he has long hair.

after that i played squash.

the fore hand i can do it correctly but i cant do the back hand. lol.

then i immediately went to mr ang's concert.
i and dad fetched douglas to go to nus university culture hall.
but alex want us to go to clementi mrt.
then we got lost then we reach dover mrt.
alex scold me then i just take taxi to nus university culture hall there.
much earlier than them lol.
the first part of the show was ok. only the planet earth one i fell asleep coz very long.
then when ending the host's mic went off. lol.
then when we went home, got shuttle bus back home but then douglas want to take public bus.
we walk until free way. we wait for bus 196 but we wait for awhile only 197 came. we take then go to jurong east mrt. we eat long john silvers. it was a very bad idea. douglas went to the arcade until 10pm then when i got home it was 11+.

2008-03-13T06:48:00.000-07:00

today sucks la. rain like crazy. does heaven hates me or WHAT?!?
today got co team bonding. me and rayner and cat lack at the whole thing.
we split into 4 groups la. i dun see the fcuking use coz in the end two groups will join together and it will form 2 groups.
why cant we just split into 2 damn groups?! man.
we played captains ball.
wadever fcuking ball that is.
we just walk around and talk only, alex come to me, i mean us to say "this is team bonding, wad are you guys doing?!" wa. WE SUBSTITUTE LAH!! GOD DAMN IT.
then we played some stupid memory game. must memorise the other team mate member name then they make us say the ppl name.
we dun even need to memorise our group member's name right? mr ang made me do 5 push ups for every person from my group name i dunno or forgot. i did 30.
nevermind. then got water bomb. that one called fun. we lined up in two rows then they number us.
then they call out the number then the person in the each group that had the number must throw at each other water bomb. i thing it was a bad idea coz three times they call only they say free throw. wa crazy. i throw at patrick immediately. each person get 2 water bomb. i got 3.
1st one miss. 2nd one oso. the third one went into his face.
rayner and cat oso aim at him.
then dunno someone throw at me la. but then the water bomb bounce off and splashed on the floor. my long pants still dry. lol.
i take another 3.
patrick threw at me one. bounce of oso. lol.
I DAMN TYCO LIKE SHIT LA.
then, patrick got bombed by me like crazy.
rayner and cat oso do the same.
patrick was the wettest.
he wear school uniform while the rest all pe, camp shirt or co shirt.
DIE. PATRICK UNIFORM WAS TRANSPARENT!!
then go back learning centre then patrick parents came and brought him home. lol.
too bad la, if he complain i say is water bomb, everything goes, anything goes.
then at learning centre i call yong wang put his dirty and wet shoes outsid and not in the learning centre. he shout "my shoe right, 管你什么LAN JIAO LA. wa. i go scold him infront of the sec 1, 2, 3, 4. lol. then alex scold. then i dunno why our group lost.
we did badly. we won 2 out of 3 la. i mean, i totally owned patrick in water bomb and captains ball we won 6-4.
cat give me all his mnms and mamee.
then i rayner and thio went to play soccer at andy's house.
i was hyper active. i run every where like siao to get the ball. run like crazy.
then, thio kicked the ball and his a blue suziki swift. lol. we run like crazy.
then we went home. my shirt drenched in the rain. FCUK SIA!!!
TODAY NO TENNIS CLASS COZ OF THE DAMN RAIN. I WAITED FOR THE WHOLE HOLIDAY SIA!!!! HEAVEN UNFAIR, I WILL REMEMBER THIS!!!!

2008-03-12T00:23:00.000-07:00

i cant sleep last night.
so i played socom us navy seals on psp until 4 in the morning lol.
very lazy.
at home i got nothing to do.
just play the damn psp.
then rayner called and told me that he can do a underhand serve on virtual tennis 3. he taught me how to do it and now i can serve-dropshot the ball whenever i want. muahaha.
i went online and i just realised something, that roddick can serve up to 153 mph
which is, 246 kph. then he had a faster serve this year during the davis cup which went 155mph. which is 249 kph. lol.
so bored. i wanna do something crazy.

2008-03-10T05:32:00.000-07:00

lol. today i went to my cousin house for nothing
i just go there use com then eat then go home. about 2 hours only sia.
somemore she live in sengkang sia.
then when i went home i THEN go to andy house. aka jenna.
wow. go there play some crazy soccer. i oso become abit siao siao.
i anyhow run. then i sweat alot sia. i was wet coz of the rain and sweat.
over there got andy, rayner, ryan, anthony and keith. and some weird black skinny guy.
then we play block catching. the problem is, today was not exciting as andy's birthday. wa that day is called fun man.
YES AR!! I MADE ANDY RODDICK SERVE 216 AT VIRTUAL TENNIS 3.

2008-03-07T20:05:00.000-08:00

i went to ebay yesterday and found a cheap tennis racket. today i met the guy and i paid $50 for it.

it looks like it is over 10 years old. it is the wilson supelight power series racket.

it is very light.

somehow it cost $50. it is supposed to cost $110 at that time.

but it is 2nd hand.

now i have 4 rackets at home sia!!

prince lob ti-300

prince classic ti (douglas's)

wilson superlight power series oversize

wilson roger federer six.one tour

COOL SIA!!

2008-03-07T04:17:00.000-08:00

7/3
i woke up at 6 today just to do my social sudies essay. damn sleepy. my body got cramps everywhere.
morning assembly got mrs yoong come and scold us because we walk disorderly and slowly. i mean, give us a break la. its early in the morning man.
she follow us until we in class and scold us. walao eh. she walk in front of the ppl she never scold. but she scold the people walking in front.wtf. dunno wad say we got set a god example...dunno wad role model la. then she say who cant follow this instructions please get out of the class. then ali walked out lol.
ms ng also go and scold us oso. damn. why is everyone scolding us. oh yea. mdm ros oso scold. ms lie, mrs warrier. aiya everybody scold us lah.
but then i keep laughing in the end they are angry not us and they are doing all the paper work but not us coz we got holidays.
yes all our hard work has paid off and we are rewarded! NO SCHOOL FOR THE REST OF NEXT WEEK!!!!!! but wait. holiday homework......
but who cares. next next week do in school lah.
i went to ebay to look for a cheap tennis racket for my family. i found this wilson superlight power series racket. it looks really cool and it costs $50 only!!
tomorrow i am meeting that guy in pasir ris mrt at 9 am. the racket has been used so i am gonna change the grip and the strings.
now slacking, i will post some more tomorrow!
got results back.
highest in el for the whole level

2008-03-07T03:51:00.000-08:00

6/3

it was fun. at dnt class i call teng hou amber. then he chase me around the school. after school i went to andy's house to play soccer.freaking funny sia. laugh through out the whole thing. i was crazy. my brain suddently bacame screw loose. i become very blur and crazy like i drunk like that. i team up with ryan and rayner team up with andy. everytime when andy save the ball i go and attack andy for no reason. lol. i say coz got one hardcore supporter of the bryan and ryan team so the guy not happy that andy saved the ball lol.

then when go back up the lift to andy house, we all attack andy in the lift. it was very crazy.

andy want to kick but the space too small. andy want to punch but then the space oso too small. we all squeeze him while i tickle like crazy.

i run al te way back home from andy's house. very tiring. i did that coz i dont want to be late for my 1ST TENNIS CLASS!!!! MUAHAHAHA.

like the whole day fitness ar.

then my mom brought back a racket which her friend lend it to me.

it is ROGER FEDERER'S [K]FACTOR SIX.ONE TOUR!!!!! ITS COSTS OVER $300!!!

COOL RIGHT????

anyway, today the course only about the forehand. everyone there were 1st timers while i had some experience playing with douglas and rayner.

then when he taught us about the forehand, i already was a step ahead of the class.

the class started at 8 and ended at 10. my whole body damn tired sia!!

today sucks!!

2008-03-05T06:08:00.000-08:00

3n2 ppl better behave.
they call ppl weird names coz they nothing better to do. i almost feel sorry for them.
ang moh chua toktoktok so much. english very good la. 4 million dollar ball la. but then still lower class then me. call me pusy la.
douglas siew can make ppl call us funny names by saying them once. I DUN LIKE HER LA DAMN IT!!
i swear i am gonna fcuking kill the class. the whole class mass murder. i will take my wire cutters and cut that azar's damn spine. punch ppl spine very nice ar? i cut your damn spine so that your head will hang by the skin on you neck. and your nerves and c2 and your blood vessles will hang like exposed wires.
fcuk that class man.
that ang moh i will put his face in the sanding machine and sand his face cleanly flat.
then i will use the mallet and hammer douglas's lips so that it will become some freaking duck face.

but i am better than them. coz i am from england. better than that fcuking angmoh who is from some place called belgium. go back home la.
its not like we like you here. and bring your fake 4 million dollar soccer ball back also la.
and your mercedes too.

chem&physics failed by one mark. sian.
then i got scolded by the co chairman.
then douglas never come for co. GO FCUK YOUR PROSTITUTE XINYI LA.

i am so angry i dunno why. maybe coz the com was FCUKING SLOW just now.
today sucks. but..... tomorrow i got my 1st tennis lesson!!!!! hooray!!!
today wont effect tomorrow coz tomorrow is a new day. today my hair never get caught. so if mr anwar wants to get me he cant. too bad mr anwar. your eyes have played tricks on you.

2008-03-04T04:57:00.000-08:00

THE POWER OF THE SNEEZE!!!
ok... the mucus in my nose is almost 5 days old. i have been sneezing like crazy.
i should had flu but i still come to school coz got photo taking. luckily i recovered from the flu
and i can do PE. the whole class jog to some random place far far away then jog back sia. crazy mr bob.
when jogging back to school i alffi and bryan han sprint. alffi tired so he wen behind. bryan han want to wait for friends so he oso went behind. i dont care la just chiong back to school. then bryan han called me a cheater.
recess time i sit with my sec4 CO ppl again. i dun want to sit near the 3n boys coz they will say things about me again. oi. i tell you i REALLY DUN LIKE HER LA FCUK!!

whew.

hpoto taing we did some stupid poses. dunno why they take so many pictures. like 6 pictures. i think is behind they keep pushing.
the final one i sit in the front row at the center. lol. center of attraction.

el lesson i forgot to bring my english common test paper. i score the highest and i dont bother to bring it to school.
then i have to sit on the floor with peishi. she keep disturbing me.
there was also an assemble thing on coping with stress. dunno la. that one is boring. the jovi in front of me for dunno wad reason keep disturbing me. he oso laugh for no reason.

then got co la. percussion no one teaching me anything sia. so i loiter around in school.
i go to the 4t2 class coz there got flute practice. wow. the 4t2 class did very badly for the common test. some guy name alex scored 0/40 for the test. i saw the paper. i made the whole stack of commontest papers in order coz when i got in the papers were everywhere. i made it in acsending order so that the person who got 0 will be the 1st one. there were oso ppl who scored only 1, 3, 4, 7. hey dun evrn bother to study.
the paper is like for sec ones. the paper was damn easy.

by the way. you stare at joel for 5 seconds and you see he will be very angry one.

aacchhooooo!!!!(3/3)

2008-03-03T02:27:00.000-08:00

(3/3)
ok i am sneezing again. lol.
today i cant talk to one of the group girls because someone suspect i like someone.
but it is not true la.
i rather waste my time on tennis than girls.
maths lesson i became blind. i cant see the center only the corners of my eye are the parts tht are visible.
i close my eyes and there ok.
i need to see a doctor.
and if you see mas selamat, call the 999.

aacchhooooo!!!!(2/3)

2008-03-03T00:05:00.000-08:00

this post is from 2/3. the blogger siao one.
i know someone has been thinking of me coz i have been sneezing ever since 9am.

today we had japanese classes and we learn new vocab like numbers 1 to 12 and how to tell the time. juu-niji injapanese means 12 o'clock. i know i post so late coz i ,douglas-xinyi, rayner, michelle, joanne and another guy jeremy watch JUMPER.

i, douglas and rayner went to singapore expo to meet the girls. then we went to century square to meet the other guy jeremy. i , douglas and rayner, and one other guy jeremy played wangan midnight maximum tune 3. though i am not sure that guy jeremy played it at all. while playing my left eye suddently go crazy. i cant see with my left eye. it had tunnel vision. then my driving sucked. but it was just tired so i covered it with my hand and 1minute later it was ok.

i, douglas, and another guy jeremy all wanted to watch jumper but the girls wanted to watch leap years. after a while discussing, they wanted to watch the eye. i dun like that show. i hate horror movies. douglas think evryone wanted to watch the eye. so i said no then he said ok bye bye. then he ask rayner then he oso said he dun want to watch. in the end we watched jumper. the movie was cool. the main character can teleport sia. teleport, teleport, teleport. haha.

then we all go home la. here are some pictures of douglas ad xinyi after the movie.

nice pimple lol.

ok i go carry on playing psp. enjoy!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANDY!!

2008-03-01T06:55:00.000-08:00

YO WASSUP PPL! today was damn fun.
it was andy's birthday. i made a suprise appearence and we had fun.
i went to sports link and bought him a cap. some how i got my hands on a white leather cap sia.
when i reach there.... wth. smoke every where. i cant breathe.
they were freaking bbq-ing outside andy house. he lives in a block.
when andy blew the candle on his cake, we called andy's crush, jenna lol.
then all of us say andy invited you to the birthday, please come. i took the phone staight foreward
i said" jenna, know this is hard for you. i am sorry. andy love you." lol. andy went crazy.

" hello?? is this jenna??"
"hello?????? ANDY INVITE YOU TO HIS BIRTHDAY!!" "HELLO jenna! i know this is hard to accept but... andy loves you!"at his house we played block catching.
we all schemed against andy and joel. we all white then joel and andy were black.
we splitted up into 2 teams. i, ryan and rayner were team R. rayner was rainbow, ryan was rambo. i was romeo. we had another team mate. my pri school friend jeremy. but he is a loner. so we named him burden. we hidded in the multi storey carpark so they cant find us. they cant find us so we played there. then burden ventured out of the group andgot caught by andy
we looked down to look for andy and joel. andy is wearing white and joel was red so itwas very easy to spot them lol. mazda 5 advertisement. at the carpark for dunno wad reason. me and thio playing with the ad lying in the middle of the carpark. KEEP OUT BUT IT ISN'T DO NOT CROSS RIGHT??? ran up to andy's block and hid there. and to get drinks nice stairs. someone left this for me coz i am romeo wow here comes joel!! oh no!! joel run!!!!!

we went home after that it was 10:30 pm. i am very tired. going to sleep now. bye.

ME?!! 1ST IN CLASS FOR ENGLISH???HUH??!!

2008-02-28T21:51:00.000-08:00

at home.... home alone again
there was dnt today. the stupid time table was changed last week so its like wtf.
dnt hakim and alffi keep shooting some paper sling shot. they wanted to shoot me but i use the folio to sheild myself.
then i took a yellow rubber band which was damn elastic. i shoot it at alffi. he shout who was that fckuing btich. then he thought it was hakim.
the 2nd floor dnt room got air con sia. then there got to theory class rooms next to each other.
then the wall in between got a hole so i can look into the other class
then i and a few malays shout into the class lol.

we got our english common test results back. damn weird. ms ng say the highest was 19 and the lowest was a one digit number. then i shout woooohooo 1 digit number!.
then she suddently say and that person is bryan. wtf. then everybody clap. then i got my paper then i saw it was 19. i think it is because i never hear wad teacher say.
it was 19/30. lol. but at least i beat andy.
i write nonsence sia. how can be 1st in class. or 1st in class for writing the most nonsence.
then history brandon wanted to look at ivy. but then she move place. i could see his disappointed face. it rhymes.
then zhixin keep on pulling my sicks and making it longer. coz i call her butt face and chubby. then jovi pulled out my sock from my foot and threw it at ivy. lol. i wonder wad would happen if it ended up at the 3n2 boy area. i put my foot behind ivy back. the back touched my foot but she turn around but she do nothing.
the would probably kick my knee again.
she took the foolscap paper and hit my knee. like as if it is so painful.
i feel like going to tampinese later to look for andy a present.
coz i am the guest of honor

slapped, beatended, pinched, strangled, kicked.

2008-02-28T05:24:00.000-08:00

it's like the whole day we were in an air-con room. chemistry and physics we went to ava room.

very noisy sia.

mr lek call jing wen to come out of the coz she very noisy and she never copy down any notes and disturbing ppl. the say she dun want to come out of the row.

she was in the middle of the row sia. in my own opinion, i think she is too fat to squeeze out of the row lol!

GOOD BYE DINOSAUR! I MEAN YI LIN!

she will be going back this saturday. hope she have a safe flight and hope the passangers can make it out of the plane in one peice.(dun eat the passangers yilin!)

hahahha. speaking of saturday, andy is having his birthday party on that day. his birthday is on the 3rd of march.

he invited some primary school friends, ryan and rayner. and he invited phyllis and jocelyn.

but he never invite me. O.o

they say andy does'nt like me. but rayner and ryan is making me the guest of honor andi will be making a surprise appearence.

guest of honor or uninvited guest?

there was the it enrichment. it was crazy. playing non-stop. i done finished my work and ivy, phyllis and everyone on my left side asked me for help.
thats me running at the left side of the lab. (look right, its on my left)

i sat the right side of the com lab. the moment i cross over to the other side i was frozen.

no la. that side freaking cold.

then i keep disturbing ivy and phyllis. then they all hit me. IVY CAN SUSU SIA!!

phyllis sharifah and me!!

DISCOVERIES

2008-02-27T05:01:00.000-08:00

in class early in morining i start calling ivy fish already. she start hitting me and poking me. i say her you poke like poking those fruits and vegetables. she continue poking me.

passer by is hong zhang. WHO THE HELL IS HE!?!

i just failed my maths. no suprise. 25-1/50.
damn 3sf. the number is a damn 4 digit number. round off to 3sf lol

then i keep on calling yilin DINOSAUR!! then she will take my pencil case and empty everything. i shout in class " THE DINOSAUR WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!" so i hide the pencil case in my bag but she took my EL file and ate it. nice one.

then social studies class we were in the library. then we hear some WEIRD SONG sia. zombie by cranberries. that song is really irritating.
then my right knee blood clot got removed by the carpet in the library then i was bleeding.
i put on a plaster given by the librarian.
then after school ivy kicked it coz i call her fish, it started bleeding again.
then at CO break time, i was at the canteen with cheryl and mardiana talking and playing.
i use the drumstick and poke mardiana and cheryl ear.

today, i discovered that:
ms ng is 64 years old.(wa this one i just had to laugh.)
the girls toilet is haunted.
yilin is roughly 85 million years old
ivy kicks like a freaking football player
tomorrow is andy's birthday.

WALAO!!!! MY WHOLE BODY IS IN PAIN!

2008-02-26T05:52:00.000-08:00

today i woke up this morning and i found myself standing and facing the toilet. i could sleep walk.
somehow i was holding my handphone and my blanket.
damn lethargic sia!

after recess, THE WHOLE CLASS. i repeat, THE WHOLE CLASS went up to the student block and walk pass the sec 2 classes. mr anway saw THE WHOLE CLASS. we got punished

i at the 2nd floor turn to the art block so mr anway can't see me. but too bad la oso get punished. at class room then mr ves came. we came in the class in time sia. then we atended the sec 1 sec 2 assembly as punishment. useless one la. oso that so called artist the artwork sucks.

he drew a dog that looks like a god damned carrot.

then there was it lesson
i sit beside atiqah. it was a bad choice coz she wacked me the whole lesson.
she is crazy. starting of the lesson she was very lively. then half way we serch for pictures, atiqah search for emo pitures.
then she become emo lol!
i search for albert einstien. so that means i will become smart!
ivy oso the whole lesson wack me oso.
i call her shop and save then she wack me, miao yan told her to susu me. wth
this i go to her com and went to ivy.youarelame.com. then got ivy, your pet chia ran away from you. lol
then i type at my com then yout ivy, you smell like fish.

maybe coz you go to the wet market and buy alot fish oso! haha.
for some reason cheryl and some malay guy came to class.

then when going home i shout so smelly at ivy.

damn, i post so late coz when i reach home i on the com and went to the toilet to shower, then my sis came home and use it. i sat behind her playing the psp for 3hrs 30mins and she was still using the com. my mom never scold her. i dunno why.

tomorrow i going to elias with cheryl and wan to eat chicken rice coz i very free

hahaha. wassup ppl!

2008-02-25T00:41:00.000-08:00

HI IM BRYAN'S SIS AGAIN
I COME TO KAJIAO HIS POST HEH HEH HEH HEH.

...... walao. ok i am back

i woke up playing winning eleven 2008 the psp. it is really fun, i created some of the soccer players and i made them look like those actors in coach hines and cho the north korean scientist.

1st day of the week and we have PE. we played floor ball. while playing something happened. faiz passed the ball to me late and when i just got the ball, bryan han head butted my throat. until now i have trouble talking and breathing. i sweat alot. my whole shirt was wet.
i went to change my shirt then i looked into the mirror, there was a brown stain. wtf.
but its ok, i will wash it off.
the angmoh jeremy keep on calling me pusy. wth, wad did i do that make him wanna call me pusy?!
i called ivy shop and save, cold storage, NTUC, fair price, seng song, carrefore and giant.
lol
should see her reaction when she heard it!!
then there was oso maths common test. holy crap i cant do alot of questions. damn.
before the test started, i prayed to god, buddha and wad ever god in existance to help me pass this common test. i was damn nervous! it was so hard i could cry.

after the common test, i cant find rayner, ryan or andy. so i went to west plaza with cheryl.
we went to west plaza to use the toilet lol. cheryl wanted to walk in the rain so she could be wet but the rain stopped.

then we went to seven eleven to buy mentos.

when i got to my void deck, i played with the black cat. she had scratches on it's face. she was bleeding just above the eye. cleaned the blood of with a tissue. i gave her half of my spring chicken rice.

i am so happy cause next thursday i can have proper training for tennis next thursday!
my mom called the tennis coach. the coach said that one of the people taking the course is going to quit soon. so there is one vacancy. next thursday i can start training!
by the way, is anyone interested in playing squash and tennis this saturday afternoon?

damn. the blog is killing me.

2008-02-23T03:25:00.001-08:00

there was maths remedial in the morning IN THE MATHS ROOM. oops excuse me

shit, i lost the maths hw. then mr ves teaching i just copy watever he write in the white board. so mr ves will think i am paying attention. but i am not. i was just copying. maths ct confirm fail one

andy sat alone. he is a loner.

rayner went to join andy

i say atiqah "your talent is abdullah" then she say "your talent is mok"

when mr ves went to look for his scouts we all on blue tooth. then i saw some ppl's blue tooth name.

andy's N90

er nie

irritating !qah

some stupid ppl name.

i sit beside arwirni keep on saying blue tooth. lol. i say to arwirni why is it call blue tooth

why not blue mole? then she pinch me. lol.

i played with the video. i video atiqah for 1.30mins. then she saw me then she hide her face.

then i play back the video then the video got mr ves voice. everybody heard it and laughed.

going back i saw phyllis and ivy. then i shout 买菜! then she turned then she saw me then she shout"stupid lah mok!" then at the playground there i shout one more time 买菜!!! i got to the meridian jc there take bus. over there got jingwen and wan. then at elias mall there, got ppl come in. it was ivy and phyllis. walao. i think the previous one i shout 买菜he never hear

phyllis take my phone and see wad it inside. then she saw my tennis video i serve high then the ball fly out of the court. damn embarrasing sia!

then phyllis alighted. then left me and ivy. then when we alight at the shop and save there i call her go to the supermarket and 买菜 again.

by the way, this skin is like for terrorists.

walao.... wad happened to my blog...

2008-02-23T03:13:00.000-08:00

i just went out for a few hours to play squash and tennis with my dad and this happened to the blog. WTH. this blog...... sad la. anyway, today i went to kallang there to play tennis and squash.
1 hour tennis then 1hour squash lol.
fun man. finally my right hand cant hit so hard. then got alot of pretty girls playing tennis opposite court. woooohooo. very distracting. i made friends with them after playing tennis with my dad. they were in the tennis course and the coach called them to continue playing.
then i had to cut the conversation short... sad right.... but i had their numbers! but three of them only....
then we played squash. its very hard to play. he wanted to play points so i say ok lor. then the score was 9-0, 9-2, 9-3, 9-0, 9-0.
lol. he owned me.
after that we went to eat at the kfc nearby there. there was free refill for all drinks. there was one machine, i went there to get the pepsi. when i gave the pepsi to my dad, he realised that the pepsi was white. wth. white pepsi. i ask him to taste he say it was just soda. then i drank it. it is like water but it is fizzy lol.
disgusting sia. then go home very sticky and sweaty i go shower with cold water. damn shiok sia.

by the way when i was in the car i saw something really funny. take a look.

2008-02-22T05:23:00.000-08:00

HI IM BRYAN'S SIS!

he wants to sleep but later he need watch tv.

so i told him he go sleep now, i help him blog, and when the tv show comes i'll wake him up.

cool plan right.

SO HI!

he say i can blog bout nonsense & if he doesnt wake up i can whack him.

dammit wait i ask him go sleep.

MY NAME IS ELIZABETH & IM FROM CHINESE ORCHESTRA TOO!

i play pipa coz it rocks the heck out of you.

woah im from ngee ann sec wooooooooooo.

come come, visit me! http://www.the-ellypage.blogspot.com/

zzzz boring.

lets check out what's inside my bro's phone.

the singapore stone, he says.
that douglas dude.
sir stamford raffles?
blur, but its douglas pushing xinyi.

xinyi walking behind douglas.

:O cooooooool~
poor guy, blog not really popular.
so im gonna help him ADVERTISE wooo.

uhkay. today got rain wor i like rainy days.
RANDOM LOLOL~ @#^@%

okay bye i go help him look for nicer blogskins!

hahaahha. pt 2

2008-02-21T00:39:00.000-08:00

CASPER YOU ROCK! you make our morning assembly more lively! anyway,
just before school ended, i was thinking about the black cat when i saw that Ryan was sleeping on his table. his arm was in his face so his cheeks were like expanded with the specs hanging down it. lol. thats when i took his specs. then michelle woke him up. he realised he his specs were not in his face.
i just put the specs on my bag on belinda's table. then ryan started looking for it. Andy said to ryan to look for those ppl who wear dont wear specs but is wearing specs. so he turn and looked behind. it was joycelyn. then he went to her face to take a closer look. he face was 10cm infront of joycelyn then he said" thats joycelyn".
he knew i took the specs. he looked at me but i was not sure whether he was actually looking at me. then he walked to my table and looked at my bag and he said where is my specs. lol. then i looked at my bag. then he came to my face at 10 cm then he turned and look at my bag which was at his right. then he started to feel my bag lol! then his fingers were in the frame and he took it with his fingers lol. sorry ryan! but that was really funny!

hahaahha.

2008-02-21T00:22:00.000-08:00

woke up late today. watched anime on tv and played us navy tactical on psp. i stayed awake at 1:30am just to complete the game. then when i woke up the next day guess what? it was 6:45am. i jumped out of bed to the closet to get my uniform when i hit my right leg's first toe on the table and my left foot last toe on the chair. then i was really awake. i showered FAST. new record 2 minutes. then i sat on my table to play psp, listen to mp3 and eat breakfast. multi-tasking lol.
then when i went down the lift, the black stray cat came to play with my shoelaces. he was bitting it. then it hugged my leg. they say the cat likes me lol. then i went to school taking rayner dad's van to school.
i went to the general office to take the class key. class ppl! please don't take the key! i will take it for you! this way it makes our lives easier coz you dun have to come all the way down to take the key and i dun have to go and look for the guy that took the key! some self-control please!

hi! made a new blog coz the previous suck!

2008-02-20T05:54:00.001-08:00

HEY ITS ME! MADE THIS NEW ONE COZ THE OTHER ONE SUCKED AND THOSE SPAMMERS KILL IT! anyway, you will see more of me everyday isnt that great?! ya, so i will hopefully be able to post everyday lah.

serving!

AAAAAHHHHCHOOOOOOO!!!!!

2008-02-03T00:58:00.000-08:00

hello everybody!! i know someone has been thinking of me coz i have been sneezing since 9am till 1230pm. or maybe i am just sick. i played virtual tennis 3 on psp the whole night! i finally have andy roddick's, federer's and tim henman's racket! i train my character until it became a big server. it can serve up to 216 km/h. my 1st character trained slower but it is a various shot player. to me both are the same la.

there was japanese classes. today we learn some new vocabulary like numbers one to ten... and how tell the time. now it is じゅうにじ as in 12 o'clock.

I know i very late then post. coz after class, i, douglas-xinyi, rayner, michelle, joanne and another guy, jeremy went to watch JUMPER.

we go to singapore expo to find the girls.

then, i, douglas , rayner and another guy, jeremy play wangan midnight maximum tune 3. bloody hell. my left eye cant see. it was going tunnel vision. then my driving sucked.

my eye was tired. i just closed it with my hand for 1 minute then ok liao.

very confusing coz we cant make up our mind on wad to watch. we want to watch jumper but the girls want to watch leap years. then i say i can watch leap years. but we have to sit far away from douglas and xinyi. then douglas say no we must watch jumper. then we discuss then they say they want to watch THE EYE. then i say no coz i scared. douglas thought everyone wants to watch the eye. so he ask rayner. rayner say no oso. not everyone likes to watch horror films.

then they say the eye or _____________ i say i rather go home.

in the end we from century square walk to tampinese mall to watch jumper. start sneezing again. this time worse then before.

the show was fun. the main character is so cool coz he can teleport sia. teleport, teleport, teleport. they call it jumping.

then when going home we took alot of pictures about douglas and xinyi. see see

ok. i will carry on playing psp now.